I'm thinking of adding Google's Adsense to this blog. This is not a financial decision -- only about two-and-a-half people actually read this blog, and I'm roughly three-fifths of them, so this won't replace my retirement fund. Actually, I don't think I'll get lunch money. The truth is I'm curious to see what these "relevant" advertisements could possibly be. What could they sell that relates to what I write? I've compiled a short list of items that might sell in case Google needs my help:
- Psychosis inducing drugs (only the legal over-the-counter ones such as Preparation H)
- Rejected Dr. Seuss manuscripts (in the original Sanskrit)
- Richard Nixon's mountain climbing gear (never used, never opened)
- Parachutes with minor blood stains (used once, never opened)
My reader(s) agree(s): The possibilities are underwhelming!
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